Holy Shit!

Holy shit! Russia ate my shit up, the other day! I haven't posted shit in what, a week? But goddamn! спасибо Россия! Yeah, I know Russian. What now, сука? I'm joking. Not about the knowing Russian part, but about the "bitch" part. (hint: cyka is Russian for bitch). This reminds me of the time I woke up to find out that Israel read my shit over 180 times in one day. Considering how small that country is, I was shocked! That's some word of mouth shit going on there.

I know I haven't been blogging as much as I want to, or as much as others might want me to. You know why? Because I got a lot of shit to do. Between a job, a company, a new company, a wife, a future baby, and all the other things, I get tired. My wife is a champion. She's preggers, and has morning sickness all the goddamn day. Even with that, she is still kicking ass at her PhD. Proof that women are stronger than men. The only time men have that much nausea is when we eat shitty food and drink enough to lose our house (or apartment). Even then, we spend one day puking and praying that the porcelain god will show mercy. No way in hell we would last more than a day.

I've been playing Pokemon GO. I still hate myself for it. It is a consolation though to see all the random-ass people out, talking about it. I was at a professional conference, and several elderly government folks were talking about how many Squirtles they had captured. I don't know whether to respect them more, for using technology to get active, or to respect them less, because these are the assholes that write and enforce legislation. Either way, it is taking off.

In other news, the Republican National Convention is happening. Evidently it's a shit-show. And before all the Red country starts bitching and moaning about how "Trump is bad, but Hillary is worse", fuck you. I can talk shit about Trump and Hillary both. I'm just picking Trump because the RNC is happening right now. Between a protest in the RNC, Colbert crashing the stage, and Trump's Wife straight up plagiarizing Michelle Obama, it's a fucked up RNC. I cannot wait to see what else happens, and how the DNC compares. Oh yeah, and let's not forget Ted Cruz snubbing Trump, the Colorado delegation walking out, and Third-Eye Blind trolling the shit out of the crowd. I mean seriously. Shit-show.

On the subject of politics, I hate talking about them. As an American, our systems is fucked. I mean, hardcore, prison fucked. Somewhere in hell, there is a prison with a very large man named "Tiny". And America's political system is becoming Tiny's bitch. And I understand where it comes from. Everyone who works and does shit for a living, wants to live in a country that is well managed. The problem is that the government is focused on CYA (Cover Your Ass) politics. Half of them don't give a flying fuck about the people anymore. The lowest people on the totem pole are doing what they are told. As you climb the ladder, you focus more on how to cover your ass and shit on the person below you. I actually traced it, and the Supreme Court is the only government entity that can actually do anything. They are the only ones that do not need any money or political support to keep their position.

On an unrelated note, I wonder if "lowest on the totem pole" is considered offensive. I mean, I wouldn't think so. But then again, everyone seems to be turning everything into a slur, these days. Someone told a black actress "You're in first class, lucky you." The actress accused the person of racism. Unless the tone was racist, and it could have been, that sentence is not at all racist. That actress is lucky as shit to ride first class. Normal tickets suck dick. Before you realize it, you are in the back of the plane, with no AC, regretting the extra protein, and wondering what it will be like when you get to hell. Fuck yes, that actress was lucky! If we were on the same plane, she would not have had to suffer my pestilence. That's okay, at least I can say hello to American politics, after the next election.

But on a serious note, it seems like a lot of people get butt-hurt over stuff that should not matter. I am not excusing racist rhetoric, mind you. Fuck that. If you're a racist, or you say racist shit, then you deserve a right proper smack bottom. But at the same time, not every action or insult is based on demographic. Sometimes an asshole comes along and says "Fuck you", simply because they don't like you. It doesn't necessarily mean they dislike you because of your socioeconomic, religious, or racial background. It means they dislike you because you're also an asshole. Seriously, it's time for people to man/woman the fuck up. And again, if I tell someone to woman the fuck up, they better not get offended. I'm not telling them to fix me a goddamn sandwich (though I am a bit hungry, right now). I am telling them to act like the type of person that is capable of pushing another person out of them. Again, women are stronger than men. Act like it. And if I tell a person to man the fuck up, don't get pissed off at that either. Men need to stop their bitching and moaning, start taking some goddamn responsibility, and stop acting like fuck-ups. Whether you're a "muscle" guy or a "books" guy, get your shit together and do something to improve this world. Women have enough shit to deal with; it's about goddamn time that we start doing our part.

Moral of the Story: Russia is awesome, despite giving us nothing but vodka and communism. My wife is a badass. And America needs to man/woman the fuck up.