Hobbies

I need better hobbies. Evidently, when I get bored, I take on projects. The problem is that my projects aren't "normal". Most people decide to work on model planes, puzzles, or work around the house. I evidently choose careers. Yes, that's right. While most people create a simple, one or two month project, I pick something that most people try to make a living on. The "projects" I am working on include: certification as a personal trainer, Master's degree in management, build my wife's company, build my own company, certification in Krav Maga, review essays for college and scholarship applications, and have a wildly successful blog.

If you look at those, they are significant projects. The shortest one is the personal trainer certification, which will have taken me a year to prepare for. Could I have done it sooner? Yes. Would I be homeless under a bridge? Absolutely. But in taking so long to get certified, I may have the opportunity to contract out to a new gym that did not previously exist. The Master's degree and the Krav Maga are both new, this fall. The degree is to help with the companies, and the KM is for my personal interest and for training people in the future. The essays thing has been going strong for a while now, and has helped me through tough times. And the blog is really dependent on you readers. So start sharing my shit. Assholes. I joke. You are not assholes. I mean, you might be. If you like my blog then you very likely are. And that's alright, because I am, too. Insert winky face, here.

Anyway, this is a short post to give an idea as to all the projects I am trying to bring together. Mainly, I needed to get it out of my head and onto the screen. That's it. I'll likely post an update as various projects end. Why? Because what good is a blog if I cannot sell my own products or otherwise inflate my ego. Fuck you. Don't judge me. Only G-d can judge me. Now go read Glow-In-The-Dark Chicken AIDS and learn why that last statement was funny.