I'm Back

Oh man have I sucked at updating this blog. I mean, seriously. You know it's bad when your mom calls and says, "Hey, I follow your blog. If you don't mind posting some shit, I would appreciate it." Now to be fair, I am paraphrasing. My mother was far more subtle, and far more polite with her comments. But I got the message.

So why haven't I posted? Because I am fucking busy! Between work, a side-job, building an empire, updating my training, and helping different people, I get tired. Last weekend, my relaxed day included taking a fucking exam for my Management Accounting class. Oh yeah, and I am getting a fucking Master's. From fucking Harvard. And you know what, I'm getting an A in that sumbitch. That's right, I'm rocking the shit out of Harvard. Did you lose respect for the school? Because I did. That's a lie, I didn't. But I realized that "Ivy League" only means that Batman needs some Benadryl. And yes, that was a punny allusion to Poison Ivy, Justice League, and a plug for Benadryl (SPONSOR ME!!).

I was going to post a picture of Batman having an allergic reaction to Poison Ivy, but a quick Google search revealed that there are a lot of inappropriate drawings of Batman and Poison Ivy (insert mandatory STD joke here). But I digress. What will I talk about? I don't know. I am particularly tired this morning, and so I need to collect my thoughts. Would you like to see how it goes? Here's a teaser of how I figure out what to write. Stream of Conscious: Trump, Clinton, debates, fuck politics, China, my wife, my in-laws, old people, old people dating young people, ew gross, reunions, ultrasounds, penis, game night friends, Hong Kong, Chinese radio, work, applications, essays, money, my wife's company, side-hustle, everyday I'm hustlin', everyday I'm shufflin', Thursday, coffee, sleepless in Seattle, blog, money, Krav Maga, Jacques, sunrise, weekend, Weeknd, cocaine, McCain, Politics, what the shit will I write about?!, Baby-Daddy, drugs, Netflix, nothingness, Nihilist Memes, that one guy that may have assaulted that one girl, that was a vague reference to a specific person that you don't know, back to Krav Maga, I got punched, I liked it, Is that weird?, How long will this stream on conscious last?, Streams, Islands in the Stream, That is what we are, signs of global warming, stupid people denying science, stupid people against vaccines, stupid people being stupid, stupid cat, kick the cat, cook the cat, cat stew, cat-man-do, catacombs, cocaine.

I had to cut myself off. So there you have it. Odds are high that I will post again with something related to something above. And now you know why I call this a Random Thought Generator. Oh, and fire-hydrants.