Oh, Canada!

Holy shit, Canada!! What-the-fuck-aboot-it-eh! Why am I posting right now? Because Canada, the US, and Germany just lit my shit UP! I don't know how the fuck I am reaching everyone, or if it's real, and fuck it! I don't care. On the subject of Canada though, you got a bad-ass leader. Trudeau comes across as someone who actually knows his shit and tries to do his job. I don't know if that is real, or if our media is just biased, but goddamn is he cool. And let's be honest. Even if Trudeau is a fake, he sure knows how to work the shit out of the media. If only the rest of our leaders could be so forward thinking. And no, Trudeau is not Jewish. This is a picture from his first official meeting with Israeli PM Netanyahu.

Of course, we in the US are on the cusp of electing Trump. I suppose any leader will look good, compared to Trump. That's a lie. There's still Putin, Xi Jing Ping, and that crazy fucker in North Korea. So basically, Communism. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that I got hits like a motherfucker from the Canadian brothers up north, the homeboys in Union, and the drinkers in Europe. I feel like Germany hasn't had this much interest in a Jew since V-E Day. And yes that was a WWII reference. And no, it was not too soon. And yes, I know Germany has taken tremendous leaps to try overcoming their dark history. And no, I am not trying to guilt Germany. And yes, I do want Germany to feel guilty enough to pay for my wife and I to take a honeymoon there. And no, I do not know what else to say on this string.

Moral of the Story: I want to relish this before my wife tells me that she posted a picture of her cat and got 1,000,000 views. Yes, that's right. Her cat get more views than many US celebrities. Because China....and cats.

I'll work to think of a good story worth sharing this week.