Oh holy shit. Did you know it is already APRIL????? WHAT THE SWEET GODDAMN?!?!
2019 has been a fuck of a year, let me tell you. A trip to China, jet lag, sleep regressions, stomach bugs, spring breaks, travels to Washington DC and Kansas City, and suddenly we are already at PASSOVER!!! Holy hell has it been a shite year. Shite for schedule and time. Not necessarily shite for the progress being made.
And now I have to catch up on FOUR MONTHS of life. Fortunately I was so sleep deprived that I didn't get a chance to learn much of anything. I saw where the US government fairly well fuck itself. I saw where China is colonizing the world and is slowly taking over. I saw where my son clearly understands EVERYTHING we say, regardless of language. I saw where corporate strategies began to grow, die, revive.....it had a weird Jesus-y tone to it.
Oh, and I am starting a podcast. Not sure what I am going to share yet.
On a HUGE FUCKING SIDE NOTE!!! I hate our cat. I hate him so goddamn hard right now. It is Spring, he has no testicles, and yet he STILL is trying to mark his territory. That wouldn't be so bad, but he sprayed MY SON'S CLOTHES!!!! How do I explain to my son's teacher that he smells like cat musk because our cat is shooting blanks and angry about it? HOW? I have not struggled with a smell like this since my son had the stomach flu.
So.
Much.
Poo.
So.
Much.
Puke.
We literally threw his clothes away. That was probably a violation of several environmental regulations. I'm pretty sure we would have had to burn the clothes to be in full environmental compliance. I will say, though, that nothing beats taking your baby to the doctor, them asking why we brought him in, and having your son completely evacuate his bowels and stomach contents on the middle of the floor.
For the record, Nurse Jackie, I do apologize for standing there while you cleaned it up. In my defense, my lack of action prevented my stomach from contributing to the problem. Also, thank you for giving him a "free" t-shirt to replace the clothes we had to throw away.
ON a side note, anti-vaccine people are dumb as fuck. "Let's avoid a completely random and astronomically unlikely event by putting our child at risk of dying from antiquated diseases." I mean, seriously! Oh yeah, and don't forget that the anti-vaccine movement puts all people with compromised immune systems at risk. How did humanity die out? Nuclear War? No. Fucking polio.
Moral of the Story: 2019 has been a sumbitch, but everything is (hopefully) getting back on track. Oh, and I can never take my son back to that medical facility again.....ever. And yes, our son DOES get vaccines. Because anti-vaccine people are a Darwinist gift.
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