Hello! This is where I'm posting my thoughts and experiences about things....all the things. I will be sharing the random thoughts that pop into my head. Some are deep, some are dumb. It's up to others to figure out which is which.
YES!!! I mean....NO!!!!! I totally missed the month of April. To be honest, I am shocked that I even posted in March. What the fuck, 2020? We have had COVID-19, Australia burned the fuck down, Trump assassinated someone in Iran and nearly started WW3, crops in South America got fucked up by bugs. Oh yeah, and with COVID-19, everyone is trying to "restart" the economy. Because fuck human lives, right?
On a positive note, Turkmenistan has been hitting my blog a ton lately. You know it's a bad day when the Turks are like, "fuck it, let's read this bullshit." To be fair, they have a place that is literally called, "The Gates of Hell". Maybe they should have kept that shit closed, yeah?
But as fucked as all of that is, it is nothing compared to the news that I am about to share. We. Are. Having. A. Daughter.
That's right! We are having another child! And do you know what we are going to name her? Neither do we. Seriously. What do we name her?????
When it was our son, it took effort. We named him after two Chinese generals, a biblical general, the founder of modern genetics, and his first initial was an "X". He was bound to be born a disappointment, and instead was born as a conqueror. What do we name our daughter?
Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of strong women out there. My big issue, however, is that I do not want to inadvertently name our daughter something that will lead her to being a dancer.....or rather, I don't want her to become an exotic dancer. Don't get me wrong, those girls are getting paid. I just want my daughter to get paid in a less promiscuous way.
Of course, how do you pick a name that is strong, unique, wholesome, and not fucked up? My buddy said to avoid Diamond or Khaleesi. I thought about Cinnamon, but that doesn't work. I mentioned "Cilantro", and my wife got angry. I thought about Diana, in honor of Diana Prince (Wonder Woman). Why not Diana? Because Princess Diana died in a car. My buddy said to avoid the name "Cherry" and I immediately thought about the song "Cherry Pie" and am still horrified.
So there you go. This is a short and sweet post, but I am hoping to add more.
Moral of the Story: Despite the world going to shite, my biggest issue is finding a name for my daughter. Jasmine? Nope. Too Disney and too rice.
